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B29 – panska jizda

autor - cnainee / 6. 4. 2005

Tak si tak nejak posledni dobou pripadam jak v Plzni. Cely dny drepim u kompu a klofu semestralku na compilery (abych to upresnil, vetsinu casu mi zabralo pochopit co se ode me vubec ocekava ze mam delat,…), k tomu pusteny na stridacku radio Beat a 1, kdo by rekl ze jsem v Anglii.

Docela tedy prisla vhod mensi panska jizda. S Thomasem uz jsme ji planovali dele, ale tak konecne to klaplo. Francouz Aurelien varil vytecne francouzske brambory (on to tedy nazyval vznesenejc, nicmene ja mam problem si pamatovat jeho jmeno, natoz pak brambory) s vytecnou slaninou a jeste lepsim syrem. Nez se uvarili brambory, zdlabli jsme file s chlebikem a Thomasovo spekovou pastiku, skvelej zaklad k popijeni vinecka. Zkratka jsme si radne natlaskli pupky…

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… a zdokumentovat se podarilo az prazdnou panvicku :O).

Potom jsme se odtrmaceli ke me na pokoj a koukali na Team America. Komu se libil South Park tak tohle zkratka nesmi prosvihnout. Pro ilustraci vkladam uryvek (radsi neprekladam :O)):

Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate – and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves… because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

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